If you're bleeding out your nose...You've been exposed to too much Boss Cock!

I'll start with a joke:

"MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD?

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.



'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Rednecks know how to get'r done)."

Of course, if this really happened, Virgil would've been taken in for questioning and Floyd would've had to sell his pickup truck to make bail. But it's funny cause it's true!

But I digress...

It's time to share some stuff...and after we all got bosscocked, I feel like I've let everyone down by being quiet.

After Prince did this; i thought, we'd all be ok:


I was sadly mistaken. The Boss took advantage and put his penis in all our faces, it's time to strike back.

Our brains our bleeding, time travel has been effecting our brains, we've let the past take over...Let's venture forward into the future...with Neil Patrick Harris as our constant.