Cheesecake Baby*: The Blog inside the Blog. (New Pennies!)

I don't know if you guys heard about this...

I personally find this to be the biggest waste of money during a recession. I'm sure everyone was just sitting around going,
Guy 1: Hey, you know whats a good idea? We should make more pennies! I bet no one has a shit ton of those just lying around the house. I'm sure I'm the only one that wakes up every once in a while with one sticking to my leg.
Guy 2: Better yet! Let's make 4 different ones!
Boss: Genius. Get on the Obama Phone!


And he was right!



Just the mere fact that it costs more to make then it is worth, should have people in an uproar. We are losing .4 cents a coin. When you add that up, that means you know how to do math! YAY!


Of course, Obama said that he would consider retiring it, but I'd imagine his 'Bromance' relationship with Lincoln will probably make that impossible...


So, since we are already wasting money...I've decided to release a limited edition coin. It costs roughly 25 dollars to make, but I'll be selling them for 1 cent. So if you can do that math. Dat means we is makings monies!

So let me introduce you to the 'Limited Edition Super Deluxe 1st Anniversary Cheesecake Baby Coin':


You should be saying to yourself, "That's the classiest coin I've ever seen." And you would be right, except I hear there's an underdog:


I'm just kidding. We all know that Pesos aren't real money.


But just know, this is a limited time offer, so get it while it's hot hot hot...or until this guy tries to stop us...