Condoms on the Rise! Cheesecake Baby*: The Blog inside the Blog.

Obviously here at Cheesecake Baby, the reading of this, got me feeling down...in related news, cheesecake births at an all time low...(Sent by email from BrittJ.com, which is just a blog on food, chicks, and sex in the city. Obviously the condom news was of great concern for them as well. Her blog looks like this:



OMG PARTY PEOPLE! ITS CINCO DE MAYO!

I hope everyone is coming out to see my super special favorite band ever tonite, THE FEATURES :)

So I'm talkin to my mom today:




HA HA HA HA!




Chick BOMB with Bacon at Bongo Java East:



Iced Vanilla Latte:



Cigarette I smoked after:






So someone thought that it would be funny to leave a statue on my front porch...




And I'm like OMG ROFL.....: )




It was Kates BDay last night! And we were all like, "Whats up bitches?" and people watching us be D-R-U-N-K were all like, "What's up bitches?", and then Kate threw up in the back seat of my car and she was like, "What up bitches?"

I only have one pic because she vomed all over my camera, but heres a one I had on my phone from us at colonial Williamsburg for the after party:



I had a funny talk with Ryan today:



ROYFL (Rollin on your face laughin.....:))

SPACE CAPONE TONITE! KATES BDAY! PARTY DRINK LIVE LIFE SMOKE SLAM CHUG DANCE DELUXE!






Ryan drinking a huge beer at Ellyptical Lounge 20



So I'm gonna start bloggin my life : ) Everyone says that this is fun! Too bad my mom thinks its never gonna pay LOL! I live a chaotic lifestyle and love food and drink...so come along for the ride, I'm pretty sure I'll have you hungry, ROFL, LOLing, and OMGin.....:)




This is my dog...

Cute, HUH......: )


(Ed. Note: Visit Brittj.com for your Britt blogging needs...such as looking at food pictures and seeing people have fun at bars you didnt even know existed. RJK)
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I want to clear some things up...You may have heard about CERN's malfunctioning Large Haldron Collider. This couldn't have come at a worse time for Snipers Around. We at Cheesecake Baby just made a huge analogy to the Haldron Collider and Higgs Boson. But I want to clarify the record. We are not malfunctioning. We are fully operational. Much like the Tevatron particle accelerator. So fear not...you will see the results of Cheesecake baby by the end of the year.