So naturally I went to the doppler radar...and all it talked about was rain...and then I remembered!
There is a gay conspiracy among meteorologists! They've been hiding the truth the whole time! Trying to sneak in with their equal rights and adopting children...Are they crazy?
We all know that us straighties are way better with children...
And Equal Rights...psssh...we already let "The Blacks" do stuff equally, now I gotta let Johnny Boner sniff my ass at work...I know he is thinking about how he wants to fuck me...GROSS!
But, in all seriousness...If we were gonna make a big deal out of this, we should've done it when Rosie O'Donnell was trying to get a kid...buuuuuuuuttttt noooooooo, we were too busy eating cheeseburgers, replaying A League of their Own, and being too hungover from the joy of Supermarket Sweep, to be able to really see clearly by the time Rosie came on.
But back to "real" seriousness...this ad is gay.
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Why don´t you go to shcool and read something. You are an embarrassing disaster. Don´t speak a word or get out of a room until you have become a knowledgeable, repectable person. You are disgracing everything you touch.
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