Cheesecake Baby: What's on your mind?

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So, I've been trollin the interwebs like mad...I got the day off (well, from real work. The demand for cheesecake has substantially dropped since the return of warm weather.)

But alas, some of you are still at work, talking on AIM and facebook statusing your asses off, so I must steal your attention away with some things that I have come to enjoy:

If you aren't reading "The Blogess", then you are missing written internet GOLD, an excerpt from an older post:
"So I was in the bathroom at Taco Cabana and someone had written “LIVE EVERY DAY AS IF IT WAS YOUR LAST” on the wall of the stall which is really horrible advice because if it was really my last day on earth I’d spend that day calling all the people who have wronged me to tell them they’re assholes. But then you’d wake up the next morning and BAM, you’re still alive and now your voicemail is filled with people yelling at you because they all got the messages you left last night. I was going to write this all on the stall but I couldn’t find a sharpie. And then like a month later you’d be at a party and you’d totally run into one of the people you called but you don’t remember telling them how much they suck because you were probably drunk because who’s going to be sober on their last day on earth? Not me, motherf’ckers. And so I’d be all “Oh hi, you!” and they’d be like “Um…didn’t you leave me a voicemail calling me a giant whorebag?” and then I’d be all “Oh. Awk-ward.” But then I’d be all, “But I mean, you are kind of a whore. You slept with my ex-fiance, remember? Whore?” Which would actually be kind of awesome. Okay, I’ve changed my mind. This is excellent advice. Expect some calls tonight, assholes."

Go to this site. Read it everyday. Don't take the internet more seriously than this:
THE BLOGESS


a comic:


This feels like it will be a familiar sight to us really soon (but I think we know what it will say, instead of Beer):


This is shot using a technique called Tilt-Shifting:


This is old, but you need to inform yourself:



Is this show any good? I like it, but I can't decide if other people will: