Cheesecake Baby: Can I get some raaaaaaanch with that?

So Obama goes to get a burger. We all go get burgers. We all like 'em different. That's why Fuddruckers was awesome. Look at all those non-american socialist elitists on FUDDS TV. They don't bring up 'catsup' once!

But Obama wanted Dijon. Commie fucking bastard! "Hey, OH-Bama, why don't you be a real american and get some Raaaaaaaanch on that burger?"



Medium Well? I see right through that, order it medium and our eyes will be open to your 'pinko' agenda, Barack!

And why aren't we talking about this Red Party restaurant that's a cover for the underground socialist movement? "You have dijon, you're comin' with me!"


Can't we throw a racketeering charge on these degenerates and get Giuliani on this piece.

Oooooohhhhh, American Cheese. Well played Ray's.

But wait...whats that?...Vermont White Cheddar!?!?!? Muenster?!?!?? Taleggio??!??!?

Fag-lovin' Nazi Socialist Mobsters...Don't be fooled people, this one burger is not merely a lunch date with fun-lovin' Biden, but a meeting of the minds inside the doldrums of the downfall of our country. Free Trade. Diverse Choices. Angus Beef.

Next thing you know, he's gonna be eating chinese food with Kim Jon Il.


Kim Jong Il: "You pray golf?"
Obama: "I'm more of a basketball guy."
Kim Jong Il: "Shiii."