Cheesecake Baby in Wonderland

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Cheesecake Baby: I've been a long time gone...

At one point in time, this blog had so much potential...we were gonna fight for the top blog in the entire world. Then the cheesecake sat out in the hot summer sun too long and spoiled.

But there is still a chance to revive it, if only I had some blog ideas...

They've run dry...

Summer '09 has caused a massive amount of people to log off of the interwebs and log into life. Or they are just really busy, constantly checking their news feed on facebook...could be both. I'm a pessimist so I'm going to assume that all our readers are generally disinterested in what's really going on with the world, so they ignore this site for its vast amount of information.



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Cheesecake Baby: STEALTH MODE!

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Cheesecake Baby: Can I get some raaaaaaanch with that?

So Obama goes to get a burger. We all go get burgers. We all like 'em different. That's why Fuddruckers was awesome. Look at all those non-american socialist elitists on FUDDS TV. They don't bring up 'catsup' once!

But Obama wanted Dijon. Commie fucking bastard! "Hey, OH-Bama, why don't you be a real american and get some Raaaaaaaanch on that burger?"



Medium Well? I see right through that, order it medium and our eyes will be open to your 'pinko' agenda, Barack!

And why aren't we talking about this Red Party restaurant that's a cover for the underground socialist movement? "You have dijon, you're comin' with me!"


Can't we throw a racketeering charge on these degenerates and get Giuliani on this piece.

Oooooohhhhh, American Cheese. Well played Ray's.

But wait...whats that?...Vermont White Cheddar!?!?!? Muenster?!?!?? Taleggio??!??!?

Fag-lovin' Nazi Socialist Mobsters...Don't be fooled people, this one burger is not merely a lunch date with fun-lovin' Biden, but a meeting of the minds inside the doldrums of the downfall of our country. Free Trade. Diverse Choices. Angus Beef.

Next thing you know, he's gonna be eating chinese food with Kim Jon Il.


Kim Jong Il: "You pray golf?"
Obama: "I'm more of a basketball guy."
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Cheesecake Baby: Autotuned!

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Cheesecake Baby: Teabaggin' your brain with Communist Propaghanda

Yeah, that guy is talking about the DTV receiver being an O-Bama brainwashin' deeevice...I blogged about it before...and believe me, Glenn Beck coming into my living room daily in a nice clear picture is toooooootallly brainwashing...or a laxative, I haven't figured that out yet.

And that one chick did say she wanted to burn books...

So overall, I think a couple things:
A. This is not taxation without representation, this is a sore losers hang...otherwise known as a PITY PARTY! The election was 5 months ago...it's not like we are on the tail end of a 200 year totalitarian empire. We just voted...

B. This should not be happening.

C. If they can burn "Evolutionary Propaganda", does that mean we can stand in the streets burning the bible?

D. I'm building a storm shelter, and I'm going to stock it full of biscuits to go with my tea.

E. Somehow these people forgot that we could have lower taxes if they didn't want us to go around making everything illegal. The War on Drugs comes to mind...So does the War on Terror...So does the crazy fucker that went around my work and took pictures of the cars parked illegally and brought it to the police precinct...He's probably hosting a tea bag party...The government is running their lives because they want it to...WAKE THE FUCK UP, PEOPLE!

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Cheesecake Baby: "There will be a 70% chance of fag this weekend"

I watched this:


So naturally I went to the doppler radar...and all it talked about was rain...and then I remembered!


There is a gay conspiracy among meteorologists! They've been hiding the truth the whole time! Trying to sneak in with their equal rights and adopting children...Are they crazy?

We all know that us straighties are way better with children...

And Equal Rights...psssh...we already let "The Blacks" do stuff equally, now I gotta let Johnny Boner sniff my ass at work...I know he is thinking about how he wants to fuck me...GROSS!

But, in all seriousness...If we were gonna make a big deal out of this, we should've done it when Rosie O'Donnell was trying to get a kid...buuuuuuuuttttt noooooooo, we were too busy eating cheeseburgers, replaying A League of their Own, and being too hungover from the joy of Supermarket Sweep, to be able to really see clearly by the time Rosie came on.




But back to "real" seriousness...this ad is gay. Click here for the rest...